Need someone to do nothing with

"I can always find someone to do something with...but I have no-one to do nothing with."

The most poignant quote I've heard recently. And pretty much is how I feel about my life right now. Sadness.

Can't Help but share the Ridiculousness

Behold Spongebob Burger King

10 Types of Clients

Amen. This post = my life.

Oh but it gets better in the comments. I could have written this comment in particular.